Rocky Balboa: Eh, yo Chuck Norris hows about me and you seeing whose number one?

Chuck Norris: Listen Rock, just don’t do drugs and stay in school.

Rocky Balboa: Eh, yo Adrian I feels a little something… little something warm running down my legs what you think it coo be?

Adrian Balboa: ROCK! ROCKY! I’ll change your depends.

Rocky Balboa: Chuck hows about me and you going few rounds, I mean eh you’re the greatest I mean ain’t that something, me and you going some rounds?

Chuck Norris: Listen Rocky I don’t want to make your head into the Earth’s second moon.

Rocky Balboa: What you say’n Chuck?  You gonna knock me into orbit?  Well listen I ah, just want to say you’re going down like the Soviet Union.

Chuck Norris: Rock, if you think that second grader speech you gave after defeating Drago had anything to do with the fall of the Soviet Union you’re wrong.  Everyone knows it was a Delta Force marathon.  Why don’t you just give it up old timer?

Rocky Balboa: Old timer? old timer? Ain’t that something, ain’t that something yous older than me!

Chuck Norris: But I’m Chuck Norris and you could barely win in your first movie.

Rocky Balboa: Oh… ya… I see how it is Chuck I see how it is… yous just messing with me because yous thinks Is retawdid.  Well, I didn’t hear no bell, I didn’t hear no bell.

Chuck Norris: Well, apparently you’re losing your hearing because there was a bell and this is your stop!

Rocky Balboa: Eh, Ok, Chuck Ok Chuck, just let me go please!