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Brokeback Under Siege

wastingaway — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 21:42:02 +0000

Steven Segal. Jean Claude Van Damme. They meet by chance. A Navy cook and a time traveling kick boxer. Love forbidden by the Time Enforcement Commission (TEC). A man must decide between enforcement of international time laws and his yearly travels back in time to the same day May 10th, 2006 to forincate with a Navy cook in Brokeback Bay dressed up as cowboys. Love is just a cook but its delicious. BROKEBACK UNDER SIEGE Comming Summer 2008.

Rocky Balboa vs. Chuck Norris

wastingaway — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 08:51:39 +0000

Rocky Balboa: Eh, yo Chuck Norris hows about me and you seeing whose number one?

Chuck Norris: Listen Rock, just don’t do drugs and stay in school.

Rocky Balboa: Eh, yo Adrian I feels a little something… little something warm running down my legs what you think it coo be?

Adrian Balboa: ROCK! ROCKY! I’ll change your depends.

Rocky Balboa: Chuck hows about me and you going few rounds, I mean eh you’re the greatest I mean ain’t that something, me and you going some rounds?

Chuck Norris: Listen Rocky I don’t want to make your head into the Earth’s second moon.

Rocky Balboa: What you say’n Chuck? You gonna knock me into orbit? Well listen I ah, just want to say you’re going down like the Soviet Union.

Chuck Norris: Rock, if you think that second grader speech you gave after defeating Drago had anything to do with the fall of the Soviet Union you’re wrong. Everyone knows it was a Delta Force marathon. Why don’t you just give it up old timer?

Rocky Balboa: Old timer? old timer? Ain’t that something, ain’t that something yous older than me!

Chuck Norris: But I’m Chuck Norris and you could barely win in your first movie.

Rocky Balboa: Oh… ya… I see how it is Chuck I see how it is… yous just messing with me because yous thinks Is retawdid. Well, I didn’t hear no bell, I didn’t hear no bell.

Chuck Norris: Well, apparently you’re losing your hearing because there was a bell and this is your stop!

Rocky Balboa: Eh, Ok, Chuck Ok Chuck, just let me go please!

Man Dies in Internet Cafe

wastingaway — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 08:18:41 +0000

Beijing, China – The internet is growing as the number one addiction of thirty-somethings in China. Last September a man dropped dead in an Internet cafe after a 3 day gaming binge which is reported here. This past Thursday another tragedy occured in which a man dropped dead in a Chinese internet cafe. The cause of death? Refusing to fart after long hours playing games on the internet.

According to witnesses there were some very hot women in the cafe and he did not want to be embarrassed nor did he want to leave the game. This eventually lead to the explosion of his ass all over the cafe walls and to make matters worse the hot women were completely disgusted when they were covered in his shit. “I would never date him now” one of them was quoted.

John Rambo

wastingaway — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 04:17:05 +0000

“John Rambo” the movie comes to theatres on the 25th of Janurary (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0462499/) , but is Sly too old to play an action hero? Sly is now in his 60s so you can imagine the kind of trouble that could be brewing in the nursing home. Perhaps there’s a corrupt condo board and they’re stealing the monthly dues to invest in personal cruises. Then Sly takes his revenge upon them when he……writes a letter of complaint with the condo board!

He could also just be passing through a small time nursing home, a vagrant in a hoverround. “We don’t like your kind around here, perhaps I can push you to the edge of the home grounds”.

John Rambo is a real actor (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2833095/), I wonder if he should play himself? Well, John Rambo did give an interview with Larry King the other day and I have the transcript below.

Larry King: So, tonight we have a very special guest who is here to talk about his retirement and the killing of Cambodian refugees, Mister John Rambo. How are you John?

John Rambo: I’m fine sir

Larry King: You’ve been through a lot. You’ve been in Afganistan, in Vietnam, and even blew up a small town. What do you think is next or do you have anything to say to your fans?

John Rambo: Murdock. I’m comming for you…

Larry King: I thought that you already killed Murdock?

John Rambo: Oh, right, that’s just my alzheimers…

Larry King: So, you’ve had a few love interests like Co and Sarah but you never seem to hook up. What’s the deal?

John Rambo: I’m gay for Trautman, sir.

Larry King: So John, I hear that you’re getting your own daytime talk show. Tell us how that’s going and what types of topics you will cover?

John Rambo: Yes sir, ’The John Rambo Show’ will be on ABC weekdays from 3pm to 4pm just before Oprah and replacing Rachael Ray as she will move to an eariler time slot. The show will just be about different things that affect our daily lives as Americans in the world. My first show we will talk to Vietnam POW survivors and their experiences during and after the war. The second show we will focus on Vietanam POW survivors from Hanoi and my third show we will talk to a bunch of Vietnam POWs from Son Tay. We basically have a whole season planned out and we encourge any Vets to write in for new topics to cover.

Larry King: Sounds interesting John and I would like to thank you for taking some time out from your daily routine to come talk to us.

John Rambo: Thank you for listening sir, now I have some Cambodian refugees to save.